There was plenty of food: mom's famous stuffing, mashed potatoes, turkey, rolls, pies, casseroles, and everything in between. I ate a hearty meal and gladly helped myself to a nap.
In the midst of my dreaming, and coming in and out of consciousness, I faintly heard people leaving. I heard my sister ask if she could take home left-overs. I too got up and made myself a plate of left-overs to take home. Or so I thought! No, it was a dream!!
I woke up and everyone was gone, as well as ALL the stuffing, mashed potatoes, and white meat of the turkey. HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?!?!?! My precious stuffing, gone.
I didn't get upset. I got even. Check out the big a** piece of pie I took home.
Revenge is *Sweet.
-Moral of the story: Don't fall asleep after Thanksgiving dinner if you want left-overs.
*sweet apple pie!

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